The Reich of The Siegbaldian Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Cassirer I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.777 billion Imperial Siegbaldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Siegbaldia. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Siegbaldian Empirean economy, worth 148 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,543 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Siegbaldian Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kaiserism.

The Siegbaldian Empire is ranked 52,116^th in the world and 19^th in Warzone Sandbox for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.89 Bank.