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Most Efficient Economies: 84th Most Compassionate Citizens: 272nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 374th
The Enlightened Matriarchy of
Mother Knows Best State
Mother of One, Mother of All
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Shrailleeni Empire

Population17.516 billion

CapitalImperial City
LeaderMother Empress Chella Resyanna
FaithMother Goddess Worship

CurrencyShick
AnimalBlack-Tipped Eagle

The Enlightened Matriarchy of The Shrailleeni Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mother Empress Chella Resyanna with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.516 billion Shrailleeni are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 63.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Shrailleeni economy, worth a remarkable 4,141 trillion Shicks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 236,421 Shicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, government policy is dictated by Mother Goddess Worship, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Shrailleeni Empire's national animal is the Black-Tipped Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mother Goddess Worship.

The Shrailleeni Empire is ranked 432nd in the world and 1st in The Cornellian Empire for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 16,119.07 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 84thMost Compassionate Citizens: 272ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 374thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 432ndNicest Citizens: 433rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 471stMost Pacifist: 635thLargest Publishing Industry: 644thMost Devout: 698thMost Inclusive: 1,041stMost Cultured: 1,167thLowest Crime Rates: 1,236thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,280thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,380thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,502ndTop
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Most Stationary: 1,951stHighest Economic Output: 2,061stMost Developed: 2,123rdSmartest Citizens: 2,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,303rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,353rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,465thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,309thLargest Governments: 6,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,689thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,771stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,892ndLargest Populations: 7,128thMost Influential: 7,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,449thLargest Retail Industry: 8,009thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,345thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,264thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,451stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,846th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Shrailleeni Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Shrailleeni Empire, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in The Shrailleeni Empire, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in The Shrailleeni Empire, government policy is dictated by Mother Goddess Worship.
  • : Following new legislation in The Shrailleeni Empire, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Shrailleeni Empire, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in The Shrailleeni Empire, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Shrailleeni Empire, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in The Shrailleeni Empire, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in The Shrailleeni Empire, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.

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