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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,185thMost Stationary: 6,883rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,121st
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The Seven United Netherlands

Population17.465 billion

CapitalDen Haag
Leaderthe States-General
Faiththe Netherdutch Reformed Church


The Republic of The Seven United Netherlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the States-General with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.465 billion Netherlanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Den Haag. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The powerhouse Netherlands economy, worth a remarkable 1,641 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 93,983 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,080 per year while the poor average 23,495, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, half the Netherlands Army consists of Brasilistani contractors, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven United Netherlands's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Netherdutch Reformed Church.

The Seven United Netherlands is ranked 4,185th in the world and 22nd in Nederland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 11,175.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 4,185thMost Stationary: 6,883rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,121stFattest Citizens: 7,643rdLargest Populations: 9,230thHighest Economic Output: 9,751stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,038thMost Avoided: 13,746thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,185thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,761stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,771stHighest Crime Rates: 22,011thMost Influential: 22,033rd
Most Pro-Market: 4th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the region

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