The Holy Empire of The second coming of Saudi Arabia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Mist or Beast with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 919 million Poopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of goblinville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.1%.

The a Poopian economy, worth 56.0 trillion arabiacoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,982 arabiacoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Poopians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, Mist or Beast can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The second coming of Saudi Arabia's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The second coming of Saudi Arabia is ranked 291,625^th in the world and 250^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Pacifist, with 7.97 cheeks turned per day.