by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 50th Largest Gambling Industry: 176th Highest Economic Output: 187th
The Glorious Empire of
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The Scandinvans

Population32.266 billion


AnimalArtic Wolf

The Glorious Empire of The Scandinvans is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.266 billion Scandinvans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valdra. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Scandinvansian economy, worth an astonishing 12,823 trillion Darvians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 397,415 Darvians, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,425,070 per year while the poor average 7,661, a ratio of 447 to 1.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Scandinvans's national animal is the Artic Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Scandinvans is ranked 16,915th in the world and 19th in Gholgoth for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 50thLargest Gambling Industry: 176thHighest Economic Output: 187thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 201stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 203rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 207thHighest Disposable Incomes: 230thFattest Citizens: 279thLargest Mining Sector: 342ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 345thMost Armed: 393rdMost Avoided: 409thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 442ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 445thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 479thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 503rdRudest Citizens: 551stHighest Average Incomes: 582ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 627thHighest Crime Rates: 800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 972ndLargest Insurance Industry: 999thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,019thLargest Populations: 1,047thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,087thMost Efficient Economies: 1,197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,259thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,282ndTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,892ndMost Pro-Market: 2,103rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,227thMost Cultured: 2,471stMost Devout: 3,210thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,371stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,191stSmartest Citizens: 5,897thLargest Black Market: 6,515thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,555thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,567thMost Influential: 10,735thNudest: 11,701stLargest Governments: 13,667thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,831st
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the region

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