by Max Barry

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Most Income Equality: 23,224thMost Primitive: 24,623rdNicest Citizens: 26,862nd
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The Satanic Playground

Population317 million

CurrencyBig Buck
AnimalRooster

The Empire of The Satanic Playground is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 317 million Playgroundians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Satanic Playgroundian economy, worth 9.54 trillion Big Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,090 Big Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Satanic Playground's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Satanic Playground is ranked 134,566th in the world and 1st in The Banana Anarchy for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 493.53 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Income Equality: 23,224thMost Primitive: 24,623rdNicest Citizens: 26,862ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,902nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Satanic Playground was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Satanic Playground, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Satanic Playground, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in The Satanic Playground, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in The Satanic Playground, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Satanic Playground, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in The Satanic Playground, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised".
  • : Following new legislation in The Satanic Playground, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : The Satanic Playground was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Satanic Playground, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Big Bucks on liquor and tobacco.

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