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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,961stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,180thNicest Citizens: 5,408th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Guhkkin davvin Dávggáid vuolde sabmá suolggai Sámieanan
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The Sapmi

Population540 million

CapitalTroms

CurrencySaami Ruhta
AnimalReindeer

The Commonwealth of The Sapmi is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 540 million Saami are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Troms. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sámi economy, worth 34.3 trillion Saami Ruhtas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,427 Saami Ruhtas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, on-duty Air The Sapmi flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, and Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sapmi's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Sapmi is ranked 163,021st in the world and 1st in The Saamis for Most Avoided, scoring 0.57 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,961stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,180thNicest Citizens: 5,408thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,793rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,769thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,234thMost Pacifist: 8,833rdTop
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Best Weather: 9,459thMost Inclusive: 9,945thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,762ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,134thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,715thHealthiest Citizens: 11,825thSafest: 12,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,767thMost Income Equality: 13,055thMost Politically Free: 13,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,434thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,815th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Sapmi, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sapmi, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sapmi, on-duty Air The Sapmi flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sapmi, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sapmi, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sapmi, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : The Sapmi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sapmi, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sapmi, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : The Sapmi was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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