The Recently Surfaced Republic of The Sansvich is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sans with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.579 billion Sansvichians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowdin. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sansvichian economy, worth 253 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 98,362 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Sans day after day, billions of Bones are spent to take high-quality photos of the Human Child Nebula, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and major boxing matches are held in government buildings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sansvich's national animal is the Human Child, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Sansvich is ranked 13,696^th in the world and 724^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,222.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.