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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,168th Largest Retail Industry: 2,676th Fattest Citizens: 3,491st
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The Sands Casino

Population3.54 billion

Capitalthe poker table
LeaderLady Fortune
Faithgetting rich quick


The Croupier of The Sands Casino is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Fortune with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.54 billion gamblers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the poker table. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The frighteningly efficient gambling economy, worth 392 trillion chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 110,951 chips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 540,484 per year while the poor average 13,125, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.

Chess defeat has made Lady Fortune the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts. Crime is moderate. The Sands Casino's national animal is the gambler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is getting rich quick.

The Sands Casino is ranked 49,554th in the world and 2nd in The Sands for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,231.25 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,168thLargest Retail Industry: 2,676thFattest Citizens: 3,491stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,825thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,027thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,284thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,768thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,865thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,774thMost Avoided: 10,348thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,471stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,661stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,588thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,733rdHighest Drug Use: 13,694thNudest: 14,695th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

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