The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.325 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 3,496 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 477,275 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 6,777^th in the world and 201^st in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 41.49 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.