The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.066 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 2,535 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 417,973 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 164,790^th in the world and 7,287^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 4.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.