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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 66th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 80th
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Sanada Clan

Population6.066 billion

LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia


The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.066 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 2,535 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 417,973 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 164,790th in the world and 7,287th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 4.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80thHighest Poor Incomes: 87thLargest Black Market: 292ndMost Secular: 353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 367thLargest Information Technology Sector: 434thHighest Average Incomes: 438thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 579thMost Scientifically Advanced: 934thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,006thLargest Governments: 1,241stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,633rdMost Influential: 1,656thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,675thMost Developed: 1,966thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,969thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,997thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,449thSmartest Citizens: 2,748thMost Authoritarian: 3,142ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,294thHealthiest Citizens: 3,655thLowest Crime Rates: 3,863rdHighest Economic Output: 3,871stMost Cultured: 6,352ndMost Extreme: 6,614thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,793rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,588thMost Conservative: 8,193rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,146thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,816thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,075thMost Income Equality: 15,488th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 127th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 145th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 159th in the regionMost Extreme: 185th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 200th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 225th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 229th in the regionLargest Populations: 305th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 436th in the regionMost Conservative: 499th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 581st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 607th in the regionMost Income Equality: 692nd in the region

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