The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.68 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 2,182 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 384,185 Lunis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, foreign governments regularly accuse the Lala military of war crimes, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Lunis battlesuits, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 88,696^th in the world and 3,786^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 263.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.