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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 286th Most Influential: 965th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 969th
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Lala with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.876 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth 840 trillion Lalas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 216,801 Lalas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around LalaLand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 26,600th in the world and 1,113th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 252,830.58 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 286thMost Influential: 965thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 969thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,029thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,246thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,618thTop
Most Secular: 1,984thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,995thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,384thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,655thLargest Governments: 2,720thLargest Black Market: 3,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,370thMost Efficient Economies: 3,414thLowest Crime Rates: 3,484thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,664thHighest Average Incomes: 3,730thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,321stMost Developed: 4,486thHealthiest Citizens: 4,565thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,588thMost Authoritarian: 7,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,769thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,960thSmartest Citizens: 8,317thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,388thMost Cultured: 11,480thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,835thHighest Economic Output: 13,300thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,843rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Black Market: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionMost Secular: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 144th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 159th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 174th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 255th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 270th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 321st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 360th in the regionMost Influential: 363rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 374th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 402nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 417th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 449th in the regionMost Cultured: 534th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 650th in the regionLargest Populations: 711th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 732nd in the region

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