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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 55th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 67th
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship
HAIL LALA!
Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sanada Clan

Population6.584 billion

CapitalLalaLand
LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
FaithLalaism

CurrencyLunis
AnimalLalaiger

The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.584 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 2,909 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 441,921 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of The Sanada Clan are famed for their reasonable volume levels, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 155,844th in the world and 7,877th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.05 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67thHighest Poor Incomes: 73rdLargest Black Market: 266thMost Secular: 332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 341stHighest Average Incomes: 370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 371stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 826thMost Corrupt Governments: 842ndLargest Governments: 1,015thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,259thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,315thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,475thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,545thMost Influential: 1,576thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,763rdMost Developed: 1,913thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,139thSmartest Citizens: 2,317thMost Authoritarian: 2,775thLowest Crime Rates: 2,814thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,017thHealthiest Citizens: 3,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,211thHighest Economic Output: 3,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,276thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,582ndMost Cultured: 5,863rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,916thMost Extreme: 6,235thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,419thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,852ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,666thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,020thMost Conservative: 11,178thMost Income Equality: 12,024th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionMost Developed: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 125th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 135th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 136th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Extreme: 173rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 221st in the regionMost Cultured: 284th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 378th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 394th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 401st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 535th in the regionMost Income Equality: 558th in the regionLargest Populations: 600th in the regionMost Influential: 601st in the regionMost Conservative: 625th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : The Sanada Clan was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : The Sanada Clan lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : The Sanada Clan lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, the sanitised and dull music festivals of The Sanada Clan are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : The Sanada Clan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Debtor Voting Rights".
  • : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 136 » Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, Democritus, Aenglaland, PlanetPunk, Victoriaans Nederlands, Uganda Knuckles UK, Waupun Island, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Sunto, Kwaj, The Rhein States, The Realm of Dorne, North Bratislava, Corfad, Amauri, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Sinelona, Great Solordia, Yaorozu, Lunallian, Oshonia, Soviet Terran, Shibutani, Bayern-Straubing, Lionia, Guyomartand, New Bremerton, Mzeusia, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Spartoptia, Malta Comino Gozo, Former English Colony, Vincone Cae, The Austro Germanic Union, Selfgradatude, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, THX1138, Diche Choklate, Wilkshire, Papika, The United States of Romania, Dar es Saalam, McMasterdonia, Machendel, and 86 others.The Iron Lions, Californian Redwood, Wineclaw, Katschekistan, United Draconia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ethnon, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, United Kingdoms of Islands, Humptalumpta, Eastern Arctic Islands, Sakaryata, Agrauron, Piptaimerfulopia, Atomic Industry Islands, Diodone, Moose repupblic, Haram Reich, Yummy Blubber, Xagill, The Black Cathedral, Gladio II, El Fiji Grande, New Pruessen, Unsophisticate, Sheldanada, Holy Oranz, Bearical, Snoodum, Yarecir, Omnistria, Napnomadia, United North American, Stat Artha, Sanjurika, Australiland, Shadowrik, Black Templares, Hong Kong Empire, Militarized Algerstonia, Empy, Xentherida, East Supple Lund, Ostrolia, Ka Ching, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Yukti, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Federation Terra Australis, Longsword01, General COE, SillyString, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Allison In Chains, Ethereal Expanse, Hesterin, Pasargad, Buckerino, Liber-lando, INTEGRAL, Guer Aike, Misthas, COCONUT-CITY, Jontopiary, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Steraz, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Tarr-Nation, Bridgett, Atain, Crown Isles, Kyrianian, The Sinclarian Provinces, Test2018, Suicidistan, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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