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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 199th Most Influential: 586th Most Secular: 646th
The LaLaLand of
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The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Lala with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.213 billion Lalas are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth 988 trillion Lalas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,669 Lalas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, Lalas have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, and fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lala, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 3,644th in the world and 192nd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.77 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 199thMost Influential: 586thMost Secular: 646thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 718thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 820thHighest Poor Incomes: 957thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,538thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,917thLargest Governments: 2,012thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,158thLargest Black Market: 2,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,758thLowest Crime Rates: 2,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,847thHighest Average Incomes: 2,960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,312thMost Efficient Economies: 3,496thMost Developed: 3,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,069thHealthiest Citizens: 4,297thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,809thSmartest Citizens: 6,551stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,169thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,430thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,475thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,241stMost Cultured: 10,052ndHighest Economic Output: 11,464thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,249thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,137thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,241st
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 112th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 136th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 155th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 174th in the regionMost Developed: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 207th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 209th in the regionMost Influential: 226th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 270th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 328th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 331st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 398th in the regionMost Cultured: 464th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 633rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 682nd in the regionLargest Populations: 682nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 720th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 900th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 961st in the region

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