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Highest Poor Incomes: 171st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 177th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 199th
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Why are you reading this, dimwit?
Lady Lala
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Sanada Clan

Population4.79 billion

LeaderLady Lala


The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Lala with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.79 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 332,916 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 175,038th in the world and 9,847th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 15.67 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Highest Poor Incomes: 171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237thMost Subsidized Industry: 427thMost Influential: 456thLargest Black Market: 535thMost Secular: 649thLargest Information Technology Sector: 846thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 922ndHighest Average Incomes: 945thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,700thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,766thTop
Largest Governments: 1,919thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,821stMost Developed: 2,876thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,926thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,346thMost Efficient Economies: 3,378thMost Authoritarian: 3,884thHealthiest Citizens: 3,893rdSmartest Citizens: 4,985thLowest Crime Rates: 6,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,372ndHighest Economic Output: 6,569thMost Cultured: 7,908thMost Extreme: 8,388thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,916thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,232ndMost Income Equality: 12,753rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,551stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,799thMost Conservative: 14,804thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,434th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionLargest Governments: 77th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 119th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 123rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 128th in the regionMost Developed: 151st in the regionMost Influential: 159th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 190th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 227th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 264th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 300th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 352nd in the regionMost Cultured: 376th in the regionMost Extreme: 465th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 469th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 495th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 561st in the regionLargest Populations: 628th in the regionMost Income Equality: 774th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 869th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 911th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 953rd in the regionMost Stationary: 980th in the region

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