The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Lala with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.876 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth 840 trillion Lalas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 216,801 Lalas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around LalaLand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 26,600^th in the world and 1,113^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 252,830.58 Standard Monetary Units.