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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 36th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 49th
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Sanada Clan

Population7.325 billion

LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia


The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.325 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 3,496 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 477,275 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 6,777th in the world and 201st in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 41.49 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49thHighest Poor Incomes: 82ndLargest Black Market: 211thHighest Average Incomes: 276thMost Secular: 320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 344thMost Subsidized Industry: 365thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 496thMost Corrupt Governments: 668thMost Scientifically Advanced: 753rdLargest Governments: 840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 861stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,301stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,347thMost Influential: 1,600thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,710thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,878thSmartest Citizens: 1,945thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,006thMost Developed: 2,078thLowest Crime Rates: 2,134thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,284thHighest Economic Output: 2,583rdMost Authoritarian: 3,044thMost Efficient Economies: 3,172ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,303rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,440thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,591stMost Cultured: 5,086thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,349thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,432ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,502ndMost Extreme: 6,777thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,310thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,353rdMost Conservative: 12,096th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Developed: 122nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 151st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 162nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Extreme: 201st in the regionMost Cultured: 243rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 325th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 381st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 466th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 523rd in the regionLargest Populations: 558th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 634th in the regionMost Influential: 643rd in the regionMost Conservative: 691st in the region

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