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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sanada Clan

Population9.262 billion

CapitalLalaLand
LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
FaithLalaism

CurrencyLunis
AnimalFlying Lala

The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.262 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 4,804 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 518,721 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Flying Lala, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 10,243rd in the world and 868th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 32.46 Bank.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49thHighest Poor Incomes: 71stHighest Average Incomes: 265thLargest Black Market: 270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 404thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 457thMost Armed: 509thMost Corrupt Governments: 593rdMost Secular: 639thMost Subsidized Industry: 665thLargest Governments: 764thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 801stMost Scientifically Advanced: 905thMost Developed: 1,100thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,109thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,112thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,314thMost Efficient Economies: 1,361stLowest Crime Rates: 1,659thSmartest Citizens: 1,693rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,747thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,785thMost Influential: 1,862ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,086thHighest Economic Output: 2,155thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,991stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,025thHealthiest Citizens: 3,420thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,240thMost Cultured: 5,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,694thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,966thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,243rdMost Authoritarian: 10,364thTop
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Most Income Equality: 20,781st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 89th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 150th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 151st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Cultured: 294th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 304th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 316th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 507th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 523rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 552nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 564th in the regionLargest Populations: 666th in the regionMost Influential: 728th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 868th in the regionRudest Citizens: 953rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 998th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 217 » Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Runeda, Republica Guilleana, Lulubellia, Navsland, Dar es Saalam, Ethnon, Dreadton, Shibutani, Corfad, North Bratislava, Hamerica, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, Koda-Land, Western Vapia, Yamantau, The Austro Germanic Union, Great Jenovah, Guer Aike, North Armatas, Zzozona, Interdimensional Zone, Highton Islands, The Rhein States, Crusadam, El Fiji Grande, Hardscrabble, Liminyj, WeKnow, Animu Place, Yaorozu, Dakota Territories, Votak Matim, Siwale, Xagill, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Volstokn, Morover, Cretox State, New Lakemba, Kragsgale, Empy, Chips and Guac, Brucklania, The Tampa Bay Rays, Notyoutopia, Prydania, Omnistria, and 167 others.Sundred, Kocherian, Selfgradatude, Sikol, Heilhum Imperius, Wilkshire, Amerian States, Merconitonitopia, Yalkan, Malta Comino Gozo, Dabarastan, 1 very fast endotarter, Xipher, Fauzjhia, Dangine, Andexia, Daiz, Great Bights Mum, Shadowrik, Miamington, Cereskia, Simone Republic, U S Eh, Ravendi, Loutsland, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Kartujia, Jerzykowo, Outer Shenendoah, Draconian Progression, Magna Banitia, Yokciq Empire, Zeternia, Lorigia, Seanat, Madjack, Kranostav, Viridiann, Wineclaw, Elvoreto, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, United Kahndaq, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Sil Dorsett, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Pytong, Seenvorland, Vincone Cae, Harmonypine, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Jinju-Do, Pallaith, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Libertania Democratica, Holy Oranz, Desvios, Inspiratus, The Stratosphere Islands, The Endless Eventide, Sevinland, Pasargad, The Iron Lions, Imperial Pieserged, Vivanco, The Pantheons, Nordic-British Union, Yellops, Kastonvia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Railroad Crossing, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, East Akra, Vyata Temor, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Providencial states, Cathy Myschittland, Confederacy of North America, Odelinor, MonkeMafiaTopia, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Tvers, Vlatnia, Nuronte, Free Atlantis, Eraver, Cloydicia, Chukstik Illahi, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Strongwill, Colfes, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Alsatian Island, Gafflebag, Godwanna, Bharathvarsh, Venicea, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Adorician, Hyphen, GenshinImpact, Nalver And, Xentherida, Landestian, Maratabat, Zyvetskistaahn, Patrician, Keurig Machines, Planes, Muqatil, Knowmare, Darkmondoria, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, Orado, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Paradeavenlisian States, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Figyjharli, Folenz, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Wapistan, Aneleavia, Shotokonia, Questann, Northern Titans, Lol2639, Travislavania, Siforpeo, Super Girl, Boston Castle, Xyrron, Clan Spaniel, Jaxikistan, BTProductions, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Alexander the Magnus, Korean-Joseon, and Perikuresu.

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