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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 110th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 142nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 155th
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship
HAIL LALA!
Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
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Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sanada Clan

Population5.162 billion

CapitalLalaLand
LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
FaithLalaism

CurrencyLunis
AnimalLalaiger

The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.162 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 1,834 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 355,346 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 48,834th in the world and 2,767th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,129.18 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 110thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 142ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155thHighest Poor Incomes: 198thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rdMost Subsidized Industry: 422ndMost Influential: 472ndLargest Black Market: 473rdMost Secular: 554thLargest Information Technology Sector: 722ndHighest Average Incomes: 768thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 838thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,462ndLargest Governments: 1,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,768thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,383rdMost Developed: 2,513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,515thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,927thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,294thHealthiest Citizens: 3,340thMost Efficient Economies: 3,430thMost Authoritarian: 3,795thSmartest Citizens: 4,214thLowest Crime Rates: 4,606thHighest Economic Output: 5,704thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,383rdMost Cultured: 6,732ndMost Extreme: 7,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,041stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,657thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,670thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,879thMost Conservative: 14,387thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,079thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,316thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,543rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 135th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 139th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 161st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 166th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 192nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 199th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 213th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 237th in the regionMost Extreme: 308th in the regionMost Cultured: 318th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 353rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 380th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 455th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 476th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 548th in the regionLargest Populations: 616th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 795th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 880th in the regionMost Stationary: 883rd in the regionMost Conservative: 918th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,016th in the region

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