by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 371st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,151st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,529th
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Welcome to LalaLand
Lady Lala
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Lala with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.536 billion Aneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Loma. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Anean economy, worth 678 trillion Lunas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,983 Lunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Razgriz Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 75,531st in the world and 4,612th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 23.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 371stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,529thTop
Most Influential: 1,637thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,765thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,558thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,576thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,747thMost Efficient Economies: 3,427thLargest Black Market: 3,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,779thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,828thLargest Governments: 4,055thMost Secular: 4,377thHealthiest Citizens: 4,721stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,041stHighest Average Incomes: 5,346thLowest Crime Rates: 5,361stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,406thMost Developed: 5,529thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,767thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,924thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,507thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,395thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,719thMost Authoritarian: 9,523rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,687thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,835thSmartest Citizens: 10,177thMost Cultured: 11,477thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,134thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,243rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 77th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 101st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 119th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 160th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 195th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 210th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 211th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 215th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 226th in the regionMost Secular: 238th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 239th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 268th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276th in the regionMost Developed: 277th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 311th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 378th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 392nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 441st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 442nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 473rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 503rd in the regionMost Cultured: 520th in the regionMost Influential: 553rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 701st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 719th in the regionLargest Populations: 766th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 769th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 141 » Notyoutopia, Wintariu, Pallaith, Helido, Valdr, Yaorozu, Sunto, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Armetalieh, Ostrinios, Puczovska, Pria Xennes, Shadowrik, The FNBs, Lupus Imperium, Great Solordia, Staadnau Gol, Tee Googly Coffee Me, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Southern Allican, Solestia, Valenair, Holy Marcus Empire, Ainsworth, Reannia, Omicron Persei V111, Kaschovia, Dutchyland, Empy, The Iron Lions, Colony of lasting Hopes, Amerian States, Aezus, Bawrai, Enosville, SchoolHouse Rock, The Official United States of America, Ovsterland, Zokk, Rouene, Carl and SEAMUS, New Rivia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Rikatattatotta, Aldion, Panama Coalition, Laynekraine, Xinchao, and 91 others.The Archer Republic, Odenstia, Ryelandee, Sankami, Arcadia of Kasterborous, Wicheye, Republic of Dan, PlanetPunk, Kobagia, Moristia, General COE, Friently, Tharissus, Alice Gardens, Putal, Martinople, Hong Kong Empire, Bharathvarsh, HMS Unicorn, Unsophisticate, Holy Oranz, Siwale, Esplandia, Vyxizzizz Qae Laamnaal Zoq Vaandraleshik, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Kujira, Faxfleet, Mouxordia, Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, Legique, Kowley, Zedeya, Cleoskye, Bikeni Jobia, Wineclaw, Skalon, Victoriaans Nederlands, Drusselstein, Kingdom of Space, The Russland kingdom, Diodone, The Akhara Islands, Paxiosolange, The Global Socialist Republic, Boslandschap, Lucedeia, Coemgen, American MapleStory, Sil Dorsett, Anousland, Kizja, Selfgradatude, Sanjurika, Religioncord, Anima Proxa, Kelvaros Prime, Walter Jackson, Fuoreew, Weltraumdeutsch, Hermaes, The Nutellion, Beladev, Mavuryah, StormRose, West Captopol, Abesystan, Thythos, McMasterdonia, Fountania, Forunte, Yukti, Plembobria, Beodarasc, Marsh Castle, Walist, Zemnaya Svoboda, Eskosya, Whian Odeistan, Cosmos City, NorwegianElkhound, Dedtropolis, Sheppey, Zanderslovya, Beowulfe, Aenglaland, Morrn, Yaris, AdyLand, and PirateCastle.

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