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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 105th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 108th
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
Captain Lala
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Sanada Clan

Population5.68 billion

LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia


The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.68 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 2,182 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 384,185 Lunis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, foreign governments regularly accuse the Lala military of war crimes, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Lunis battlesuits, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 88,696th in the world and 3,786th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 263.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 105thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 108thMost Secular: 392ndLargest Black Market: 395thMost Subsidized Industry: 428thLargest Information Technology Sector: 533rdHighest Average Incomes: 579thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 641stMost Influential: 653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 985thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,122ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,160thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,244thLargest Governments: 1,374thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,899thMost Developed: 2,167thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,328thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,724thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,776thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,907thSmartest Citizens: 3,321stMost Efficient Economies: 3,332ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,773rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,787thMost Authoritarian: 4,662ndHighest Economic Output: 4,672ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,179thMost Cultured: 6,936thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,100thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,421stTop
Most Conservative: 8,225thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,576thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,303rdMost Extreme: 10,256thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,825th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 182nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 196th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 254th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 259th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 264th in the regionLargest Populations: 312th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 436th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 455th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 487th in the regionMost Conservative: 507th in the region

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