The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Lala with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.536 billion Aneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Loma. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Anean economy, worth 678 trillion Lunas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,983 Lunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Razgriz Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 75,531^st in the world and 4,612^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 23.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.