The Most Serene Matriarchy of The Samurai Kittens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.573 billion Maneki Nekoes are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The all-consuming a Maneki Neko economy, worth a remarkable 1,868 trillion Kokus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,623 Kokus, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,664 per year while the poor average 6,883, a ratio of 91.2 to 1.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, adultery has been made a capital offence, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled The Samurai Kittens with a very polite populace. Crime is moderate. The Samurai Kittens's national animal is the Maneki Neko, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Samurai Kittens is ranked 19,804^th in the world and 1^st in Kittens Sanctuary for Most Extreme, scoring 29.91 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.