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Most Stationary: 1,435th Most Pro-Market: 2,212th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,011th
The Most Serene Matriarchy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
If a cat washes its face and ears, it will rain.
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The Samurai Kittens

Population19.683 billion

AnimalManeki Neko

The Most Serene Matriarchy of The Samurai Kittens is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.683 billion Maneki Nekoes are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The all-consuming a Maneki Neko economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion Kokus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,623 Kokus, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,664 per year while the poor average 6,883, a ratio of 91.2 to 1.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, adultery has been made a capital offence, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled The Samurai Kittens with a very polite populace. Crime is moderate. The Samurai Kittens's national animal is the Maneki Neko, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Samurai Kittens is ranked 133,271st in the world and 1st in Kittens Sanctuary for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 35.49 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Stationary: 1,435thTop
Most Pro-Market: 2,212thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,011thLargest Populations: 4,048thHighest Economic Output: 4,876thFattest Citizens: 5,824thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,938thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,895thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,101stTop
Most Avoided: 10,419thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,748thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,649thMost Armed: 13,031stLargest Mining Sector: 13,079thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,189thMost Influential: 14,240thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,869thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,884thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,046thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,599th

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