by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,097th Most Influential: 1,661st Most Stationary: 1,675th
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Soliciting single mothers since 2005.
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The Golfwang of The Salvation States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.704 billion Salvatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinapppolis. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salvatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,315 trillion nipples a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,978 nipples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, sex changes are routinely performed at The Salvation States's hospitals, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime is well under control. The Salvation States's national animal is the bearded dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Salvation States is ranked 112,243rd in the world and 3,760th in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 0.06 Stalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,097thTop
Most Influential: 1,661stMost Stationary: 1,675thLargest Populations: 1,777thHighest Economic Output: 2,083rdMost Developed: 2,709thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,826thBest Weather: 2,862ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,336thMost Secular: 3,364thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,538thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,649thSmartest Citizens: 4,035thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,183rdMost Cultured: 4,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,647thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,849thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,523rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,430thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,694thMost Efficient Economies: 8,944thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,288thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,382ndMost Inclusive: 9,429thLargest Retail Industry: 10,950thNudest: 11,354thNicest Citizens: 12,132nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 45th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 62nd in the regionMost Developed: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 98th in the regionMost Secular: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 117th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 130th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rd in the regionMost Cultured: 186th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 205th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 210th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 326th in the regionMost Inclusive: 349th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 364th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 375th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 376th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 394th in the regionNudest: 406th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 430th in the regionRudest Citizens: 455th in the region

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