The Theocracy of The Sacred Valley of Syn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lady Alyssa Tan'it with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 16.13 billion Synnites are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The strong Sacred Valley of Synian economy, worth 960 trillion topaz rings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,560 topaz rings, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, Sacred Valley of Synian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Sacred Valley of Syn City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sacred Valley of Syn's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wicca.

The Sacred Valley of Syn is ranked 126,623^rd in the world and 6,134^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.05 law-abiding acts per hour.