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Most Devout: 379thLowest Crime Rates: 1,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,290th
The Semi-Militaristic Federation of
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Nogova Mikhail Alexandrov
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The Russian Nations

Population6.567 billion

CapitalKolodny village
LeaderNogova Mikhail Alexandrov

AnimalBrown Bear

The Semi-Militaristic Federation of The Russian Nations is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nogova Mikhail Alexandrov with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.567 billion Neo Russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolodny village. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Russian economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 176,473 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, Nogova Mikhail Alexandrov's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Russian Nations's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian-Catholicsm.

The Russian Nations is ranked 1,665th in the world and 2nd in The Great Red Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 137.78 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Devout: 379thLowest Crime Rates: 1,665thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,290thMost Armed: 2,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,321stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,727thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,796thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,952ndLargest Governments: 3,160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,187thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,206thMost Efficient Economies: 4,334thBest Weather: 4,451stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,051stMost Cultured: 5,334thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,353rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,620thMost Developed: 6,921stMost Authoritarian: 7,235thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,649thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,681stHighest Average Incomes: 8,839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,925thHealthiest Citizens: 9,592ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,994thMost Inclusive: 13,037thHighest Economic Output: 14,310thMost Income Equality: 14,384thSmartest Citizens: 15,836thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,268thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,839thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,379thMost Extreme: 20,683rd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

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