The Commonwealth of The Royal States of Canada is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Roy with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.241 billion Canadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 137 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,106 Canadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Toronto, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and Prime Minister Roy is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Royal States of Canada's national animal is the Canada Goose, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Royal States of Canada is ranked 181,113^th in the world and 4,543^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 48.3 billion Standard Monetary Units.