Most Efficient Economies: 300th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 449th Most Devout: 648th
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The Watery Feels Land of The Royal Hapsburgs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cheez Lord Freddie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.958 billion Royal Hapsburgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 3,274 trillion German Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 252,688 German Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,953 per year while the poor average 59,804, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, cloning has been banned, and the Great The Royal Hapsburgs Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freddie.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 24,456th in the world and 25th in Arda en Estel for Most Primitive, scoring 48.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 300thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 449thMost Devout: 648thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 988thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,105thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,168thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,211thFattest Citizens: 1,397thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,457thMost Influential: 1,482ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,585thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,849thHighest Economic Output: 1,937thHighest Average Incomes: 1,994thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,017thLargest Mining Sector: 2,116thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,230thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,593rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,660thLargest Retail Industry: 2,696thMost Avoided: 2,771stRudest Citizens: 3,224thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,616thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,685thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,592ndMost Pro-Market: 7,738thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,754thTop
Largest Populations: 8,008thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,761stLargest Governments: 9,738thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,045thLargest Black Market: 10,300thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,350th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the region

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