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Most Efficient Economies: 306th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 430th Most Devout: 614th
The Freddieful Freddieration of
Capitalist Paradise
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!
The Freddie
Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Freddieful Freddieration of The Royal Hapsburgs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Freddie with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.504 billion Followers of Freddie are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Freddian economy, worth a remarkable 3,477 trillion Freddie Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 257,538 Freddie Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Freddie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freddie.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 614th in the world and 1st in Arda en Estel for Most Devout, with 10,617.87 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 306thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 430thMost Devout: 614thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 912thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,154thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,241stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,256thFattest Citizens: 1,473rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,563rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,589thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,849thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,916thHighest Average Incomes: 1,946thLargest Mining Sector: 2,061stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,086thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,119thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,745thMost Avoided: 2,879thRudest Citizens: 2,933rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,129thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,244thLargest Black Market: 3,327thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,470thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,201stLowest Crime Rates: 6,735thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,475thLargest Populations: 7,695thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,077thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,326thLargest Governments: 9,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,459thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,416thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,949th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Royal Hapsburgs's influence in Arda en Estel rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : The Royal Hapsburgs's influence in Arda en Estel fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Royal Hapsburgs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : The Royal Hapsburgs's influence in Arda en Estel rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Hapsburgs, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Hapsburgs, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Hapsburgs, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Hapsburgs, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Hapsburgs, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Berlin as a backdrop.
  • : The Royal Hapsburgs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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