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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,074thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,636thLargest Governments: 1,656th
The Royal Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
When life gives you lemons, make an empire!
King Finn Lemon
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Hermit
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Economy
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The Royal Empire of the Lemons

Population7.662 billion

CapitalLemon City
LeaderKing Finn Lemon
FaithAtheism

CurrencyLehm
AnimalPenguin

The Royal Empire of The Royal Empire of the Lemons is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Finn Lemon with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.662 billion Lemons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemon City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemon economy, worth a remarkable 1,782 trillion Lehms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 232,640 Lehms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Lemon City Times is sold out, King Finn Lemon's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Royal Empire of the Lemons's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Royal Empire of the Lemons is ranked 9,282nd in the world and 1st in Lemarnia for Most Secular, with 94.66 Atheism Rate.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,074thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,636thLargest Governments: 1,656thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,798thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,839thMost Efficient Economies: 1,883rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,095thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,594thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,648thMost Developed: 2,771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,842ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,937thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,964thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,149thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,618thHealthiest Citizens: 3,699thSmartest Citizens: 3,958thHighest Average Incomes: 4,157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,258thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,267thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,259thMost Inclusive: 5,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,553rdMost Cultured: 7,122ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,363rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,684thHighest Economic Output: 8,760thBest Weather: 8,823rdMost Secular: 9,282ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,356thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,516thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,931st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Empire of the Lemons, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Empire of the Lemons, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Empire of the Lemons, King Finn Lemon's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Empire of the Lemons, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Lemon City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Empire of the Lemons, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Empire of the Lemons, refugees from other nations are flocking to The Royal Empire of the Lemons's border.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Empire of the Lemons, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Empire of the Lemons, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Empire of the Lemons, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in The Royal Empire of the Lemons, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.

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