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Largest Gambling Industry: 89thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 110thMost Avoided: 133rd
The Dixieland Empire of
Corporate Bordello
Facts don't care about your feelings.
Ben Shapiro
Civil Rights
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The Rouge Christmas State

Population13.917 billion

CapitalXavier Heights
LeaderBen Shapiro

CurrencyRoyal Cookie

The Dixieland Empire of The Rouge Christmas State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ben Shapiro with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.917 billion Rogue Christians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xavier Heights. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rouge Christmas Statean economy, worth a remarkable 6,086 trillion Royal Cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 437,359 Royal Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, military funding has been stripped back, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Rouge Christmas State's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Rouge Christmas State is ranked 404th in the world and 1st in Right to Life for Most Armed, with 32.93 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Gambling Industry: 89thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 110thMost Avoided: 133rdFattest Citizens: 134thMost Devout: 156thRudest Citizens: 164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 165thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 182ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 184thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 220thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 223rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 244thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 256thLargest Mining Sector: 391stHighest Crime Rates: 399thMost Armed: 404thLargest Insurance Industry: 408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 497thHighest Average Incomes: 569thMost Scientifically Advanced: 620thHighest Poor Incomes: 628thLargest Agricultural Sector: 694thMost Corrupt Governments: 768thLargest Retail Industry: 804thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,092ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,203rdHighest Economic Output: 1,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,615thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,848thSmartest Citizens: 9,621stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,961stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,992ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,027thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,508thMost Influential: 14,167thLargest Populations: 19,656th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » South North of Africa, Salty Seadog, New Kiwis, and Judah.

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