Population | 5.265 billion |
Capital | Roko Hut |
Leader | Hiroko |
Faith | Eris Faith |
Currency | Rokoko |
Animal | Domestic Cat |
The Federation of The Rokelands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hiroko with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 5.265 billion Rokelanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roko Hut. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rokelander economy, worth 764 trillion Rokokoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 145,148 Rokokoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, surveillance cameras are banned, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Rokelands's national animal is the Domestic Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eris Faith.
The Rokelands is ranked 130,656th in the world and 2nd in BayM14s Region for Most Authoritarian, with 801 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Rokelands, people talk about things being better when men were men.
- : Following new legislation in The Rokelands, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in The Rokelands, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in The Rokelands, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
- : Following new legislation in The Rokelands, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
- : Following new legislation in The Rokelands, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in The Rokelands, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
- : Following new legislation in The Rokelands, in pet stores nationwide Domestic Cats are growing in popularity.
- : Following new legislation in The Rokelands, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in The Rokelands, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".