The Republic of The Rodaves is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Laia Sacalm with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning Donkey population. The democratic, devout population of 3.108 billion Rodavesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cartaganca. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Rodavesian economy, worth 148 trillion Florís a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,869 Florís, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Federal Council of The Rodaves has been announced as the new Head of State, a major religion has been named as The Rodaves's national religion, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is almost non-existent. The Rodaves's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Rodaves is ranked 185,988^th in the world and 146^th in The Western Isles for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 586.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.