The Most Serene Imperial Majesty of The Rich Port is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Khatun Sasha Shangxiang with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.383 billion Rich Portians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Zona Economica Agüeybaná. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rich Portian economy, worth a remarkable 4,720 trillion simoleons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,758 simoleons, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Rich Portian beaches, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime is totally unknown. The Rich Port's national animal is the giant squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Taoism.

The Rich Port is ranked 999^th in the world and 36^th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 33,935.61 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.