| Population | 21.043 billion |
| Capital | the Zona Economica Agüeybaná |
| Leader | Khatun Sasha Shangxiang |
| Faith | Taoism |
| Currency | simoleon |
| Animal | giant squid |
The Most Serene Imperial Majesty of The Rich Port is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Khatun Sasha Shangxiang with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.043 billion Rich Portians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Zona Economica Agüeybaná. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Rich Portian economy, worth a remarkable 4,645 trillion simoleons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,758 simoleons, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Rich Portian beaches, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime is totally unknown. The Rich Port's national animal is the giant squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Taoism.
The Rich Port is ranked 4,696th in the world and 235th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.74 Years.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Rich Port altered its national flag.
- : The Rich Port altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Rich Portian beaches.
- : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
- : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
- : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
- : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
- : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
