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Most Cheerful Citizens: 780th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,228th Most Efficient Economies: 1,289th
The Infinite Democratic Alliance of
Father Knows Best State
Back in the 90's, we were in a very famous TV show
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Rich Port

Population18.562 billion

CapitalMute City
Leaderthe Theotokos Council
Faiththe Observance Of The Great Spirit

Currencysimoleon
Animalgiant squid

The Infinite Democratic Alliance of The Rich Port is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Theotokos Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 18.562 billion Rich Portians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mute City. The average income tax rate is 13.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rich Portian economy, worth a remarkable 3,664 trillion simoleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 197,397 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political dissidents are cut off from essential services, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and school history books often refer to the Theotokos Council as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime is totally unknown. The Rich Port's national animal is the giant squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Observance Of The Great Spirit.

The Rich Port is ranked 4,258th in the world and 2nd in Audax for Smartest Citizens, with 120.48 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 780thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,228thMost Efficient Economies: 1,289thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,961stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,987thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,509thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,674thMost Cultured: 2,889thMost Developed: 4,249thSmartest Citizens: 4,258thNicest Citizens: 4,311thLargest Populations: 4,563rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,880thNudest: 5,054thHighest Average Incomes: 5,284thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,780thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,446thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,489thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,146thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,149thTop
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Most Secular: 8,470thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,546thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,303rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,319thHighest Drug Use: 12,517thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,304thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,137thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,050th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, school history books often refer to the Theotokos Council as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
  • : Following new legislation in The Rich Port, concussed giant squidball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : The Rich Port's influence in Audax rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : The Rich Port's influence in Audax rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : The Rich Port's influence in Audax rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : The Rich Port relocated from Balder to Audax.
  • : The Rich Port was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.

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