The Federated Universal Combine of The Rich Port is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cacica Monika Khaalida with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 20.119 billion Rich Portians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Zona Economica Agüeybaná. The average income tax rate is 32.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rich Portian economy, worth a remarkable 4,338 trillion simoleons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,649 simoleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the government spends billions to protect The Rich Port from a disaster that is one in a million, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations. Crime is totally unknown. The Rich Port's national animal is the giant squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Observacion de la Santa Muerte.

The Rich Port is ranked 13,825^th in the world and 3^rd in Canborat for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,549.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.