The Grand Imperial Principality of The Rich Port is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Mistress Paramount Adel Laique with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.861 billion Rich Portians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Agüeybaná Ecumenopolis. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rich Portian economy, worth a remarkable 5,778 trillion simoleons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 215,120 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime is totally unknown. The Rich Port's national animal is the giant squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unitarian Lutheranism.

The Rich Port is ranked 84,480^th in the world and 5^th in Westminster for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,420.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.