The Grand Imperial Principality of The Rich Port is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grandmistress Sasha Marlborough with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.953 billion Rich Portians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Zona Economica Agüeybaná. The average income tax rate is 52.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rich Portian economy, worth a remarkable 5,079 trillion simoleons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 221,299 simoleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and third world countries are rich in "I Love The Zona Economica Agüeybaná" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown. The Rich Port's national animal is the giant squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Manichaeism.

The Rich Port is ranked 161,891^st in the world and 5,592^nd in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.45 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.