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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,190thMost Devout: 4,114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,910th
The Imperial Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
Come and take it
Mirabeau Bonaparte Lamar
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The republic ofTexas and northern Mexico

Population1.947 billion

CapitalSan Felipe de Austin
LeaderMirabeau Bonaparte Lamar


The Imperial Dictatorship of The republic ofTexas and northern Mexico is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mirabeau Bonaparte Lamar with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.947 billion Texians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Felipe de Austin. The average income tax rate is 59.4%.

The all-consuming Texian economy, worth 245 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,303 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, everyone apparently sends Mirabeau Bonaparte Lamar hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and bungee jumpers frequently go splat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The republic ofTexas and northern Mexico's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alamoanity.

The republic ofTexas and northern Mexico is ranked 84,261st in the world and 100th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Best Weather, with 106 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,190thTop
Most Devout: 4,114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,910thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,494thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,794thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,247thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,330thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,539thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,086thMost Cultured: 16,875thHighest Average Incomes: 21,027thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,505thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,816thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,412th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the region

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