The Imperial Dictatorship of The republic ofTexas and northern Mexico is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mirabeau Bonaparte Lamar with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.947 billion Texians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Felipe de Austin. The average income tax rate is 59.4%.

The all-consuming Texian economy, worth 245 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,303 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, everyone apparently sends Mirabeau Bonaparte Lamar hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and bungee jumpers frequently go splat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The republic ofTexas and northern Mexico's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alamoanity.

The republic ofTexas and northern Mexico is ranked 84,261^st in the world and 100^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Best Weather, with 106 Meters Of Sunlight.