by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 811th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,080th Most Influential: 1,141st
The People's State of
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The Republic of Texas

Population2.06 billion

LeaderChuck Norris

CurrencyPrime Rib

The People's State of The Republic of Texas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chuck Norris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.06 billion Texasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 6.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texasian economy, worth 340 trillion Prime Ribs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,124 Prime Ribs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Prime Rib mansions, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime is totally unknown. The Republic of Texas's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Football.

The Republic of Texas is ranked 10,824th in the world and 535th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 811thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,080thMost Influential: 1,141stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,042ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,132ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,336thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,214thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,372ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,249thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,737thMost Cultured: 10,824thNicest Citizens: 10,938thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,529thMost Inclusive: 12,232ndMost Developed: 12,760thMost Efficient Economies: 12,861stHighest Drug Use: 14,417thSmartest Citizens: 14,754thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,272ndRudest Citizens: 17,214thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,407thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,862nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 118th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 137th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 399th in the regionMost Influential: 480th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 517th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 521st in the regionMost Cultured: 535th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 576th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 579th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 582nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 585th in the regionNicest Citizens: 597th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 599th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 609th in the regionMost Developed: 709th in the regionMost Inclusive: 719th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 730th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 735th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 773rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 809th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 865th in the regionMost Stationary: 950th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 950th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 956th in the regionLargest Black Market: 967th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,000th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,001st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Prime Rib mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : The Republic of Texas was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Californian Redwood.
  • : The Republic of Texas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Texasian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, for just a few extra Prime Ribs Texasians can get new driving records with their new cars.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 129 » Yaorozu, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Omicron Persei V111, Notyoutopia, Vazali, Sankami, Alice Gardens, The Rossinite Empire, HMS Unicorn, Mercy Land, Xentherida, Holy Oranz, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, Colony of lasting Hopes, Shadowrik, PlanetPunk, Frances Francis the First of France, Kwaj, Enosville, General COE, Choistan, Vszeklina, Bharathvarsh, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Kingdom of Space, Diodone, Lamexanope, American MapleStory, Selfgradatude, Anima Proxa, Rylam, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Sheppey, Yaris, Prevaland, Kelvaros Prime, SchoolHouse Rock, Buckerino, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Palisede, Euginus, Ainsworth, Seven Hills, and 79 others.The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Lord Ravenclaw, Che Sana Und, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Southern Allican, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, The Lancerian Empire, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, Phillywob, Corfad, Wodan, Celebia, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Wineclaw, Thenaca, Republic of Dixie, Beodarasc, Pria Xennes, Victoriaans Nederlands, Zedeya, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Calamazo, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, NatsukiLand, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, Astal Aavors, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Alsatian Island, Illusia and Neverendia, Malta Comino Gozo, The Mazur Empire, Rainengrad, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, The Galactic Triumvirate, Puczovska, Ktyria, Morlanka, Atain, Canada GR, Panama Coalition, LaKronia, Minikahda, Pandessiand, Ka Ching, Wesley Republic, Albacria, Jorsennia, Freienland, Benolia, Zyvetskistaahn, Mordant99, Nueava Libertalia, Q w e r t y, Ozstan, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Shibutani, AGoodPlace, ThE eNd oF eE, Sallanas, Guslantis, Underground Techno, New Seaview Cove, Halcyon Nova, and Californian Redwood.

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