by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,360th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,542nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,505th
The People's State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Could be worse
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The People's State of The Republic of Texas is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chuck Norris with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 778 million Texasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The all-consuming Texasian economy, worth 110 trillion Prime Ribs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 141,659 Prime Ribs, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, business leaders commend the government for enacting a emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Texasian emissions at all, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Republic of Texas's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Republic of Texas is ranked 12,877th in the world and 404th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 10.89 Weapons Per Person.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,360thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,542ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,505thMost Influential: 2,991stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,568thLargest Retail Industry: 5,798thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,292ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,611thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,291stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,596thMost Armed: 12,877thHighest Average Incomes: 13,021stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,056thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,141st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 127th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 263rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 275th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 350th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 404th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 469th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 497th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 545th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 655th in the regionNicest Citizens: 665th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 670th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 737th in the regionMost Influential: 747th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, the police double as repo men.
  • : The Republic of Texas was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, business leaders commend the government for enacting a emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Texasian emissions at all.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Texas, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : The Republic of Texas was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sheppey.

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