The Imperial Conglomerate of The Republic of Osea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Katherine Hassel-Dannau with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.439 billion Oseans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Osean economy, worth 519 trillion Zollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,037 Zollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,783 per year while the poor average 38,862, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Osea's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profit.

The Republic of Osea is ranked 227,217^th in the world and 1,017^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -573.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.