|Leader||G D Marsan|
The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by G D Marsan with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.299 billion The Republics of Maltaland are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsa. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Maltese economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Malta Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 263,319 Malta Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and school history books often refer to G D Marsan as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Maltaland's national animal is the Thrush, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Church.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Republic of Maltaland endorsed The Republic of Antiyard.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, school history books often refer to G D Marsan as "that imperialist pig dog".
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
- : The Republic of Maltaland was endorsed by The Republic of Antiyard.
- : The Republic of Maltaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Republic of Maltaland endorsed The Theocracy of Sankay.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
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