|Leader||G D Marsan|
The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by G D Marsan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.647 billion The Republics of Maltaland are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Maltese economy, worth 676 trillion Malta Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 145,588 Malta Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 454,427 per year while the poor average 35,813, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.
More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Maltaland's national animal is the Thrush, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Church.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Republic of Maltaland was endorsed by The Republic of Tsandonown.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
- : The Republic of Maltaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : The Republic of Maltaland endorsed The Fеdеral Rеpublic of Seanat.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : The Republic of Maltaland was endorsed by The Fеdеral Rеpublic of Seanat.
- : The Republic of Maltaland endorsed The Flying Aircraft of Planes.
Endorsements Received: 133 » Nalver And, Lulubellia, Barabolia, Kragsgale, Venicea, Votak Matim, Republica Guilleana, Yaorozu, Star Kingdom, Great Bights Mum, Aerilia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sundred, Shadowrik, McMasterdonia, Orado, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Sachi, Svenskskit, Xentherida, Koda-Land, Corfad, Kocherian, Former English Colony, The Rhein States, Bharathvarsh, Zzozona, Selfgradatude, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Shibutani, Siwale, Interdimensional Zone, Crusadam, Territorio di Nessuno, Hardscrabble, El Fiji Grande, Illusia and Neverendia, Navsland, Ellbonnia, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Kazoo Basin, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, and 83 others.The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Cretox State, Frances Francis the First of France, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Malta Comino Gozo, Climeria, Ethnon, Ravendi, Madjack, Pytong, Sikol, Valentine Z, Sil Dorsett, Odelinor, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Aeolist, Loutsland, Port Naga, Maratabat, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Slyakanya, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Nordic-British Union, Runeda, Maott, Figyjharli, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Solcius, Andexia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Rising Sakura, -Slovania, Dangine, Sunto, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Kromi, Chips and Guac, Pinguioris, Fauzjhia, Simone Republic, Xagill, Blyskalia, Tyirza, Kranostav, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Libertania Democratica, Pasargad, Erisoria, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Draconian Progression, Yellops, Steampunk Ariel, ForestMythal, Alexander the Magnus, Uzbek Khan, Mon Island, Tringapore, Religioncord, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Siberian Workforce, Centrialand, Duryanistan, Planes, Seanat, and Tsandonown.