by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 538thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,465thMost Primitive: 1,593rd
The Democratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Kburin li ahna Maltin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Republic of Maltaland

Population4.647 billion

LeaderG D Marsan
FaithCatholic Church

CurrencyMalta Euro

The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by G D Marsan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.647 billion The Republics of Maltaland are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Maltese economy, worth 676 trillion Malta Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 145,588 Malta Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 454,427 per year while the poor average 35,813, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Maltaland's national animal is the Thrush, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

The Republic of Maltaland is ranked 198,382nd in the world and 8,056th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 538thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,465thMost Primitive: 1,593rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,710thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,726thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,882ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,140thTop
Most Avoided: 3,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,203rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,463rdLargest Black Market: 3,819thMost Influential: 5,494thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,208thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,641stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,717thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,782ndLargest Gambling Industry: 9,248thLargest Mining Sector: 9,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,237thMost Secular: 10,697thRudest Citizens: 10,878thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,931stHighest Average Incomes: 15,191stLargest Retail Industry: 17,089thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,001stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,566thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,730th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionMost Primitive: 65th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 65th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 74th in the regionMost Avoided: 75th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionLargest Black Market: 161st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 195th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 237th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 276th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 317th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 323rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 374th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 439th in the regionRudest Citizens: 476th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 538th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 739th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 773rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 789th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 873rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 955th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 956th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 133 » Nalver And, Lulubellia, Barabolia, Kragsgale, Venicea, Votak Matim, Republica Guilleana, Yaorozu, Star Kingdom, Great Bights Mum, Aerilia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sundred, Shadowrik, McMasterdonia, Orado, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Sachi, Svenskskit, Xentherida, Koda-Land, Corfad, Kocherian, Former English Colony, The Rhein States, Bharathvarsh, Zzozona, Selfgradatude, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Shibutani, Siwale, Interdimensional Zone, Crusadam, Territorio di Nessuno, Hardscrabble, El Fiji Grande, Illusia and Neverendia, Navsland, Ellbonnia, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Kazoo Basin, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, and 83 others.The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Cretox State, Frances Francis the First of France, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Malta Comino Gozo, Climeria, Ethnon, Ravendi, Madjack, Pytong, Sikol, Valentine Z, Sil Dorsett, Odelinor, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Aeolist, Loutsland, Port Naga, Maratabat, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Slyakanya, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Nordic-British Union, Runeda, Maott, Figyjharli, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Solcius, Andexia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Rising Sakura, -Slovania, Dangine, Sunto, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Kromi, Chips and Guac, Pinguioris, Fauzjhia, Simone Republic, Xagill, Blyskalia, Tyirza, Kranostav, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Libertania Democratica, Pasargad, Erisoria, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Draconian Progression, Yellops, Steampunk Ariel, ForestMythal, Alexander the Magnus, Uzbek Khan, Mon Island, Tringapore, Religioncord, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Siberian Workforce, Centrialand, Duryanistan, Planes, Seanat, and Tsandonown.

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