by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 639thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 652ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,161st
The Democratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Kburin li ahna Maltin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Republic of Maltaland

Population5.502 billion

LeaderG D Marsan
FaithCatholic Church

CurrencyMalta Euro

The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by G D Marsan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.502 billion The Republics of Maltaland are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsa. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maltese economy, worth a remarkable 1,091 trillion Malta Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,363 Malta Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Maltaland's national animal is the Thrush, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

The Republic of Maltaland is ranked 100,635th in the world and 4,488th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,027.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 639thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 652ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,161stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,235thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,606thMost Influential: 1,931stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,083rdTop
Largest Black Market: 2,218thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,375thLargest Mining Sector: 3,372ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,044thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,862ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,981stHighest Average Incomes: 7,018thMost Efficient Economies: 7,134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,468thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,039thTop
Most Secular: 11,517thLowest Crime Rates: 12,490thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,131stLargest Governments: 13,244thMost Avoided: 14,453rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,517thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,331stMost Patriotic: 15,392ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,560thHighest Economic Output: 17,281stMost Cultured: 18,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,047th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 86th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 98th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 114th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 311th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 313th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 325th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 372nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 403rd in the regionMost Avoided: 408th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 497th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 537th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 555th in the regionMost Secular: 559th in the regionMost Patriotic: 604th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 650th in the regionLargest Governments: 670th in the regionMost Influential: 715th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 745th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 752nd in the region

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