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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 448thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 596th
The Democratic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Kburin li ahna Maltin
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Maltaland

Population7.299 billion

CapitalMarsa
LeaderG D Marsan
FaithCatholic Church

CurrencyMalta Euro
AnimalThrush

The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by G D Marsan with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.299 billion The Republics of Maltaland are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsa. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Maltese economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Malta Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 263,319 Malta Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and school history books often refer to G D Marsan as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Maltaland's national animal is the Thrush, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

The Republic of Maltaland is ranked 266,816th in the world and 13,782nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -402.73 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 448thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 755thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 786thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 856thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 926thLargest Black Market: 1,341stMost Influential: 1,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,561stLargest Mining Sector: 1,895thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,933rdMost Primitive: 3,309thHighest Average Incomes: 3,368thMost Efficient Economies: 3,701stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,197thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,411thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,527thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,676thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,705thLargest Governments: 4,929thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,090thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,142ndMost Avoided: 7,685thLargest Retail Industry: 8,600thLowest Crime Rates: 8,632ndHighest Economic Output: 9,964thRudest Citizens: 10,672ndMost Devout: 10,927thMost Cultured: 10,957thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,082ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,411thMost Patriotic: 16,652ndLargest Welfare Programs: 19,942ndMost Developed: 20,871stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,491st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Primitive: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 104th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 179th in the regionMost Avoided: 204th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 209th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 247th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 262nd in the regionMost Devout: 318th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 331st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 377th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 384th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 391st in the regionRudest Citizens: 428th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 460th in the regionMost Influential: 485th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 525th in the regionMost Cultured: 560th in the regionMost Patriotic: 619th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 839th in the regionLargest Populations: 886th in the regionFattest Citizens: 910th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 959th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 962nd in the regionMost Developed: 1,052nd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,114th in the region

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