The Free Land of The Republic of Ireland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.541 billion Republic of Irelandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Republic of Ireland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The powerhouse Republic of Irelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,344 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, The Republic of Ireland has designated The Republic of Ireland City as its capital city, almost all of The Republic of Ireland's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. The Republic of Ireland's national animal is the Celtic Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Republic of Ireland is ranked 12,160^th in the world and 1^st in The Republic of Ireland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.58 law-abiding acts per hour.