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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,255thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,504th
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The Republic of Goat

Population11.824 billion

LeaderPresident Goat
FaithArmenian orthodox


The Republic of The Republic of Goat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Goat with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.824 billion Republic of Goatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernobyl. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Goatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,816 trillion Groats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,660 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, Chernobyl has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime is totally unknown. The Republic of Goat's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Armenian orthodox.

The Republic of Goat is ranked 122,675th in the world and 2nd in Armenia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 843.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 3,255thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,504thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,034thMost Cultured: 6,085thMost Efficient Economies: 7,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,397thMost Developed: 7,871stHighest Food Quality: 7,964thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,050thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,363rdSmartest Citizens: 8,445thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,935thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,216thMost Inclusive: 10,757thHighest Economic Output: 10,912thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,007thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,189thLargest Governments: 11,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,785thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,736thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,931stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,315thHighest Average Incomes: 14,618thMost Devout: 15,223rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,140thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,851stHealthiest Citizens: 18,351stNicest Citizens: 19,618thSafest: 21,237thLowest Crime Rates: 26,217th

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