The Holy Conservative Empire of The Republic of Free Peoples is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Michael Williams with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.673 billion Republic Citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Federal economy, worth 164 trillion Republic Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,416 Republic Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Free Peoples's national animal is the Big Chungus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Boat Mormons.

The Republic of Free Peoples is ranked 54,513^th in the world and 2,316^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,587.44 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.