The Republic of The republic of captalism is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Capitalisma with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.412 billion republic of captalismians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitalisma. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming republic of captalismian economy, worth 134 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,543 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The republic of captalism's national animal is the Mecazilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The republic of captalism is ranked 40,634^th in the world and 1^st in The million dollar club for Smartest Citizens, with 41.59 quips per hour.