Population | 20.24 billion |
Capital | New Moscow |
Leader | Baron Michael |
Faith | Baron Michaelism |
Currency | DNA |
Animal | Samoyed |
The Dictatorship of The Repopulation Project is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Baron Michael with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.24 billion Repopulation Projectians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Repopulation Projectian economy, worth a remarkable 4,718 trillion DNAS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 233,150 DNAS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,358,692 per year while the poor average 18,868, a ratio of 72.0 to 1.
Street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, the government is a law unto itself, priests are being drafted by the church load, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Repopulation Project's national animal is the Samoyed, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Baron Michaelism.
The Repopulation Project is ranked 5,540th in the world and 1st in The Repopulation Project for Most Stationary, with 3,070.70636808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Repopulation Project, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
- : Following new legislation in The Repopulation Project, priests are being drafted by the church load.
- : Following new legislation in The Repopulation Project, the government is a law unto itself.
- : Following new legislation in The Repopulation Project, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by.
- : Following new legislation in The Repopulation Project, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
- : Following new legislation in The Repopulation Project, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
- : Following new legislation in The Repopulation Project, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : Following new legislation in The Repopulation Project, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
- : Following new legislation in The Repopulation Project, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
- : Following new legislation in The Repopulation Project, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.