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Largest Retail Industry: 1,839thFattest Citizens: 2,563rdRudest Citizens: 3,770th
The Corporate Society of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
우리는 공산주의에 맞서 싸울 것입니다
Kim Min-ji
Influence
Auxiliary
Protector of Asia
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Recreated North Korea

Population5.518 billion

CapitalPyongyang
LeaderKim Min-ji
FaithAtheism

CurrencyUnion Won
AnimalChollima

The Corporate Society of The Recreated North Korea is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kim Min-ji with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.518 billion North Koreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Korean economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion Union Won a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,546 Union Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, Kim Min-ji steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare North Koreans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Recreated North Korea's national animal is the Chollima, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Recreated North Korea is ranked 244,072nd in the world and 5th in Eastern Western Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.68 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,839thFattest Citizens: 2,563rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,770thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,250thLargest Mining Sector: 4,694thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,382ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,539thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,268thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,468thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,559thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,517thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,473rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,360thMost Cultured: 18,611thMost Armed: 18,850thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,999thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,533rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,382ndLargest Governments: 27,900th

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