The Republic of The Realm of Southern Rhodesia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Abel Muzorewa with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.471 billion Rhodesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rhodesian economy, worth 106 trillion Rhodesian Pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,109 Rhodesian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of Rhodesian weapons designers, and atheists on vacation find Protestantism's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Realm of Southern Rhodesia's national animal is the Sable Antelope and its national religion is Protestantism.

The Realm of Southern Rhodesia is ranked 199,200^th in the world and 1^st in Rhodesians for Most Avoided, scoring 1.69 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.