The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grant MacDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.41 billion Cowboys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ram Ranch. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cowboy economy, worth 816 trillion showers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,377 showers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Cowpoke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ranchanianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of ForestMythal.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Federal Republic of New Celoveniortan.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Republic of Cajland.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
- : The Real Ram Ranch endorsed The Imperialist Immortal Empire of Alexander the Magnus.
- : The Real Ram Ranch endorsed The Sultanate of Qurtuba.
- : The Real Ram Ranch endorsed The Kingdom of Aryan Homeland.
- : The Real Ram Ranch endorsed The United Serb states of BTProductions.
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