The Federation of The Real Madrid FC is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 170 million Real Madrid FCians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The Real Madrid FCian economy, worth 9.01 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,980 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Real Madrid FC's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Real Madrid FC is ranked 222,200^th in the world and 645^th in Community for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.7 law-abiding acts per hour.