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Largest Insurance Industry: 130thLargest Black Market: 226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 252nd
The Holy Greater Reich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Lucky Ad victoriam, Non sibi sed patriae
der Kaiser
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Race of Lizards

Population22.953 billion

CapitalEmpire City
Leaderder Kaiser
FaithSpirit of Emperors past

CurrencyReich Credit

The Holy Greater Reich of The Race of Lizards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by der Kaiser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.953 billion Races are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empire City. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient the Race economy, worth an astonishing 11,683 trillion Reich Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 508,998 Reich Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in the Race restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Race of Lizards's national animal is the Vampire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Spirit of Emperors past.

The Race of Lizards is ranked 4,042nd in the world and 195th in Balder for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 19,293.78 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 130thLargest Black Market: 226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 252ndLargest Mining Sector: 275thHighest Average Incomes: 334thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 385thHighest Economic Output: 399thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 402ndMost Patriotic: 422ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rdHighest Poor Incomes: 450thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 481stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 513thMost Armed: 635thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 729thHighest Disposable Incomes: 870thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 984thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,102ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,406thMost Efficient Economies: 1,668thMost Avoided: 1,773rdFattest Citizens: 1,818thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,858thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,555thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,585thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,651stLargest Governments: 2,814thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,136thMost Secular: 3,992ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,042ndMost Conservative: 5,677thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,709thLargest Populations: 6,031stSmartest Citizens: 7,855thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,368thLowest Crime Rates: 9,391stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,087thMost Authoritarian: 10,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,976thMost Developed: 12,329thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,374thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,219th
Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionMost Avoided: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 88th in the regionFattest Citizens: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 119th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 134th in the regionLargest Populations: 146th in the regionMost Conservative: 163rd in the regionMost Secular: 179th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 195th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 304th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 305th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 353rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 361st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 446th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 476th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 634th in the regionMost Developed: 642nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 691st in the region

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