The Public House of The Queen Victoria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Linda Carter Elaine Peacock GeorgeKnight with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.994 billion Queen Victorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Queen Victorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,500 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,036 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Queen Victoria's national animal is the punter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Queen Victoria is ranked 230,682^nd in the world and 10^th in Sheriffmuir for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.93 law-abiding acts per hour.