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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,506thMost Pacifist: 2,719thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,922nd
The Golden of
Left-wing Utopia
Floating towards freedom
Apatosaurus
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Python

Population1.219 billion

CapitalChicken Overlords
LeaderApatosaurus
FaithSerpentism

Currencyplum
Animalpython

The Golden of The Python is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Apatosaurus with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.219 billion Pythons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Overlords. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pythonian economy, worth 117 trillion plums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,632 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school bands practice by moonlight, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown. The Python's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serpentism.

The Python is ranked 1,506th in the world and 1st in The Snakes for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 356.6 Bank.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,506thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,719thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,922ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,289thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,413thNicest Citizens: 3,588thMost Inclusive: 4,716thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,044thBest Weather: 5,666thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,643rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,841stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,009thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,338thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,483rdSafest: 8,779thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,845thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,611thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,450thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,394thHealthiest Citizens: 15,188thLargest Governments: 16,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,720thSmartest Citizens: 18,800thMost Developed: 20,592ndMost Cultured: 21,791st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Python, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in The Python, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Python, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : The Python agreed to construct embassies between The Snakes and Armies of Sweets.
  • : The Python lodged a message on the Alnobia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Python, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in The Python, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Python, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species.
  • : Following new legislation in The Python, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Python, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.

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