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Most Pacifist: 3,417thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,493rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,996th
The -Former- GA Delegation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Paradise is just a wormhole away.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper

Population9.615 billion

CapitalWormhole City
LeaderAmbassador Wad Ari Alaz

Currencychewing gum
Animalslack-jawed jumping bean

The -Former- GA Delegation of The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ambassador Wad Ari Alaz with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.615 billion Wads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wormhole City. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wrapperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion chewing gums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,905 chewing gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, and geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns. Crime is totally unknown. The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper's national animal is the slack-jawed jumping bean, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper is ranked 14,994th in the world and 1st in Stargate Command for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 78.84 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Pacifist: 3,417thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,493rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,996thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,284thNicest Citizens: 5,606thSafest: 6,195thMost Inclusive: 6,519thBest Weather: 6,592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,717thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,179thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,342ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,544thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,565thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,030thMost Developed: 8,547thMost Secular: 9,148thMost Cultured: 9,731stMost Stationary: 9,843rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,159thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,341stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,882ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,133rdSmartest Citizens: 11,186thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,137thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,852ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,403rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,994thHighest Economic Output: 15,266thLargest Governments: 16,344thMost Efficient Economies: 18,406thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,751st

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