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Most Patriotic: 5,523rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,938thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,264th
The Autocratic Military Potato of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We bring liberty to our people, and pain to our enemies
Kaiser Samartus II
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Prussianist Reich

Population2.023 billion

CapitalGermania
LeaderKaiser Samartus II
FaithRhamnusiism

CurrencyKaisermarck
AnimalEagle

The Autocratic Military Potato of The Prussianist Reich is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Samartus II with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.023 billion Prussians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.

The powerhouse Prussian economy, worth 223 trillion Kaisermarcks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,316 Kaisermarcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and The Prussianist Reich's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Prussianist Reich's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rhamnusiism.

The Prussianist Reich is ranked 238,427th in the world and 22nd in The Potato Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 5,523rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,938thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,264thBest Weather: 13,082ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,079thLowest Crime Rates: 15,046thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,067thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,108thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,156thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,412thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,357thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,975thLargest Governments: 26,987thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,933rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,242ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,225th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Prussianist Reich, The Prussianist Reich's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • : The Prussianist Reich published "-●peration FĄllíng Sky-" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
  • : Following new legislation in The Prussianist Reich, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in The Prussianist Reich, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in The Prussianist Reich, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Prussianist Reich, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in The Prussianist Reich, a nation-wide cull of Eagles is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in The Prussianist Reich, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in The Prussianist Reich, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : The Prussianist Reich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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