The Colony of The Planet Armageddon is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.031 billion Planet Armageddonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades Hive. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The strong Planet Armageddonian economy, worth 68.5 trillion Imperial Thrones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 66,447 Imperial Thrones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, helicopter parenting is on the rise, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, and five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Planet Armageddon's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Planet Armageddon is ranked 167,922^nd in the world and 9^th in GA IS DANK for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 392.56 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.