The Nation States Area Goverment of The Place Protection Forces is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.041 billion Place Protection Forcesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Site 0. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Place Protection Forcesian economy, worth 92.3 trillion points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 88,704 points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Place Protection Forces's national animal is the SCP-999.

The Place Protection Forces is ranked 40,914^th in the world and 47^th in Blue Ridge for Safest, scoring 105.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.