|Leader||Overlord Donald Trump and Supreme Kimmy|
The Democratic Republic of The Pizza is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord Donald Trump and Supreme Kimmy with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 880 million Pizzans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzan Columbia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Pizzan economy, worth 104 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,487 Francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 412,138 per year while the poor average 24,824, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.
Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Overlord Donald Trump and Supreme Kimmy holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pizza's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign.
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Overlord Donald Trump and Supreme Kimmy holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
- : The Pizza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : The Pizza changed its national leader to "Overlord Donald Trump and Supreme Kimmy".
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, orange is the new black for judicial robes.
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
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