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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,226thMost Devout: 2,350thLargest Black Market: 2,524th
The Parastatal Federation of
Father Knows Best State
One people, united!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Chief Marshall
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Pixle Empire

Population8.64 billion

CapitalSouth Nanoerasera
LeaderPriest Mal
Faithuniversalism

Currencycluster
Animalbongo pidgeon

The Parastatal Federation of The Pixle Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Priest Mal with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.64 billion Estonlinders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Nanoerasera. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Estonlindic economy, worth a remarkable 1,354 trillion clusters a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,736 clusters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around South Nanoerasera, pet rocks are sold by the pound, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pixle Empire's national animal is the bongo pidgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is universalism.

The Pixle Empire is ranked 194,097th in the world and 5th in The Erasa System for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.67 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,226thMost Devout: 2,350thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,568thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,831stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,952ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,474thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,818thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,971stMost Cultured: 6,288thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,889thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,349thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,787thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,175thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,823rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,033rdTop
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Largest Governments: 12,405thHighest Average Incomes: 12,804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,993rdHighest Economic Output: 13,296thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,805thLowest Crime Rates: 14,069thMost Developed: 15,322ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,584thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,084th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Pixle Empire, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pixle Empire, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pixle Empire, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pixle Empire, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around South Nanoerasera.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pixle Empire, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : The Pixle Empire changed its national motto to "One people, united!".
  • : Following new legislation in The Pixle Empire, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pixle Empire, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pixle Empire, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pixle Empire, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.

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