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Most Primitive: 259thHighest Crime Rates: 1,457thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,457th
The Unorganized Confederacy of
Left-Leaning College State
For the glory of The Pikmin
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Pikmin

Population8.619 billion

CapitalThe Capital

Currencypoko
Animaldolphin

The Unorganized Confederacy of The Pikmin is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.619 billion Pikmins enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong Pikminian economy, worth 525 trillion pokoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,986 pokoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,509 per year while the poor average 11,462, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Pikmins, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, and speech bubbles are the soul of wit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Pikmin's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Pikmin is ranked 6,940th in the world and 1st in PNF 404 for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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1%
Most Primitive: 259thHighest Crime Rates: 1,457thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,457thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,751stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,926thTop
5%
Most Armed: 3,457thMost Avoided: 4,492ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,280thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,940thRudest Citizens: 7,650thLargest Retail Industry: 10,261stTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,927thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,903rdLargest Black Market: 14,768thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,294thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,840thMost Devout: 16,022ndHighest Drug Use: 19,521stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,094thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,156thBest Weather: 23,080thLargest Mining Sector: 24,532nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Pikmin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : The Pikmin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : The Pikmin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : The Pikmin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pikmin, speech bubbles are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pikmin, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pikmin, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Pikmins.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pikmin, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pikmin, there's a mortuary next to every Pikminian restaurant.
  • : The Pikmin lodged a message on the Fodlan Regional Message Board.

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