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Most Primitive: 257thHighest Crime Rates: 1,424thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,530th
The Unorganized Confederacy of
Left-Leaning College State
For the glory of The Pikmin
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Pikmin

Population7.85 billion

CapitalThe Capital

Currencypoko
Animaldolphin

The Unorganized Confederacy of The Pikmin is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.85 billion Pikmins enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong Pikminian economy, worth 469 trillion pokoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,824 pokoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,425 per year while the poor average 11,144, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life", one does not simply walk into the tundra, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Pikmin's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Pikmin is ranked 213,039th in the world and 1st in PNF 404 for Largest Governments, scoring 6.86 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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1%
Most Primitive: 257thHighest Crime Rates: 1,424thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,530thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,698thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,902ndTop
5%
Most Armed: 3,334thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,283rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,628thRudest Citizens: 7,799thLargest Retail Industry: 10,643rdTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,530thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,778thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,026thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,085thMost Devout: 15,413thLargest Black Market: 16,230thHighest Drug Use: 17,046thMost Avoided: 19,596thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,265thLargest Mining Sector: 23,614thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,621st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Pikmin, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in The Pikmin, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pikmin, children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in The Pikmin, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Pikmin, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have.
  • : The Pikmin agreed to construct embassies between PNF 404 and BCHS.
  • : The Pikmin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : The Pikmin's influence in PNF 404 rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : The Pikmin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : The Pikmin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.

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