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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,391st Most Influential: 5,923rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,198th
The Toblerone Trees of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Souped on the beat.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Pharcyde

Population731 million


AnimalSchmooche Cat

The Toblerone Trees of The Pharcyde is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 731 million Pharcyders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labincalifornia. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The strong from the Pharcyde economy, worth 46.9 trillion Humboldts a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,106 Humboldts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger, and "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pharcyde's national animal is the Schmooche Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Pharcyde is ranked 27,923rd in the world and 1,331st in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 892.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,391stTop
Most Influential: 5,923rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,198thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,818thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,808th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 152nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 257th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 308th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 488th in the region

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