The Democratic Republic of The Perfect Utopian Society is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 607 million Perfectians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Putopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.5%.

The all-consuming Perfect Utopian Societyian economy, worth 69.6 trillion Perfects a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 114,671 Perfects, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Perfect Utopian Society's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Perfect Utopian Society is ranked 274,815^th in the world and 557^th in The Perfect Utopian Region for Most Primitive, scoring -151.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.