The Dictatorship of The Peoples Union of Australia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Scott Morrison with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.29 billion Peoples Union of Australia are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Union of Australia economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,177 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and postcards from Peoples Union of Australia driving test centres are popular souvenirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Union of Australia's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Union of Australia is ranked 3,024^th in the world and 100^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.1 law-abiding acts per hour.