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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 214thLargest Mining Sector: 991stLargest Black Market: 1,210th
The Divine State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Only through sacrifice can progress be achieved!
Lord Megatronus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Peoples Republic of Guangzhou

Population5.744 billion

LeaderLord Megatronus


The Divine State of The Peoples Republic of Guangzhou is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Megatronus with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.744 billion Mordorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dr. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of Guangzhouan economy, worth a remarkable 2,012 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,414 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Guangzhou's national animal is the Fellbeast, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kaonism.

The Peoples Republic of Guangzhou is ranked 245,920th in the world and 454th in The Free Nations Region for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.16 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 214thLargest Mining Sector: 991stLargest Black Market: 1,210thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,308thMost Patriotic: 1,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,347thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,402ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,429thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,556thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,599thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,632ndMost Secular: 1,861stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,868thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,896thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,349thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,658thLargest Governments: 3,696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,030thMost Avoided: 4,139thLowest Crime Rates: 4,271stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,700thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,360thMost Efficient Economies: 5,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,806thLargest Retail Industry: 6,721stHighest Economic Output: 8,825thMost Influential: 8,884thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,215thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,471stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,888thHealthiest Citizens: 13,050thSmartest Citizens: 14,563rdMost Developed: 21,948th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 44th in the region

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