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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,297th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,546th Best Weather: 2,617th
The Grand Disco Party of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
The People's Will is Not Forgotten
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Peoples Republic of Azerbaijan

Population5.713 billion

LeaderMarshall Baycann-Lideri

CurrencyAzerbaijani manat
AnimalKarabakh Horse

The Grand Disco Party of The Peoples Republic of Azerbaijan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marshall Baycann-Lideri with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.713 billion Azerbaijanis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baku. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Azerbaijani economy, worth 702 trillion Azerbaijani manats a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,033 Azerbaijani manats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, the 'sing-a-long with Marshall Baycann-Lideri' album is a popular souvenir, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Azerbaijan's national animal is the Karabakh Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Peoples Republic of Azerbaijan is ranked 15,863rd in the world and 51st in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.46 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,546thBest Weather: 2,617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,221stNicest Citizens: 3,323rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,324thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,538thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,965thSafest: 4,034thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,090thMost Influential: 4,197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,333rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,589thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,642ndMost Inclusive: 4,753rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,224thMost Developed: 5,229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,498thMost Pacifist: 5,747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,263rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,747thLargest Governments: 8,034thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,566thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,537thMost Cultured: 10,291stNudest: 11,271stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,318thMost Stationary: 14,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,523rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,596thMost Income Equality: 14,640thMost Efficient Economies: 15,863rd
Best Weather: 16th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the region

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