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Most Influential: 10,322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,078thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,621st
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Serve spike viper and god
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The people of schlusselvile

Population3.52 billion



The Empire of The people of schlusselvile is a massive, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.52 billion people of schlusselvileans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming people of schlusselvilean economy, worth 299 trillion Shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 85,109 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, nudity is frowned upon, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The people of schlusselvile's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The people of schlusselvile is ranked 37,937th in the world and 47th in The United Federations for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,538.28 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Influential: 10,322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,078thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,621stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,987thHealthiest Citizens: 15,317thBest Weather: 16,270thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,658thMost Pacifist: 17,792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,970thLowest Crime Rates: 18,467thLargest Mining Sector: 20,592nd
Most Average: 6th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the region

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